Chapter 12 It’s A Cursed Sword, Isn’t It!?
「Fuu…….」
I was sitting in a soft and gorgeous chair.
In my house is, of course, no one in the village has it… unmistakably, even the village chief doesn’t have this chair with best-sitting feeling.
Even the glass in my hand, it’s a good thing… or so it seems. To be honest, I don’t know the quality of tableware.
However, the liquor in the glass has a good taste and the feeling when going down to the throat is good too. It has a value where even you work busily in the village for one year, you can’t obtain it.
Hold it in mouth and drink while exhaling through the nose.
Hou, I breathe…….
「Wonderful…….」
The taste of liquor is, of course, the same as this furniture and treatment too.
The room of this inn where I was, was a single room that was larger than my house. The furniture was all high-quality, there were chairs and beds in my house, but the comfort was so different.
And, above all, the employees who bow down listened to me… the happiness of being bowed by people was wonderful.
This treatment is for sure, suitable for welcoming the ikemen Alistar.
Ah… after all, the world is about money. I have to catch a rich woman who will treat me like this. Surely…!
My~ …however, when I was detained by Magali, I thought about running away even if I have to kill her… but staying was correct!
She, the culprit who detain me so far, has been taken to the Royal Castle. I wonder is she meet and talking with the king right now?
Against someone where impoliteness is not forgiven… I’m worried about Magali’s stomach. I’m so worried that my smile is about to spill.
『You’re not worried at all….』
It came, the Cursed Sword.
A voice other than me arrives, I blatantly distort my face.
However, of course, there is no human being except me in this room, which was assigned only to me.
The one talking is an ominous cursed sword leaning against the wall.
As you can tell from, it’s speaking directly into the human brain. Without a doubt, it’s not a Holy Sword.
『I’m a Holy Sword…』
The Cursed Sword astonished said so. I’m the one who astonished.
So, what business?
Even though I was in the mood of receiving the right treatment for me…… my tension was lowered.
『Yes, I think we’ll be associating for a long time. I wanted to talk a little bit about myself. 』
Associating for a long time? What a joke. It won’t long more than this.
I can throw you to the hard ground from the window right now.
『If it that much, I won’t break.』
The Cursed Sword utter so in boasting tone.
He is a dangerous guy who stubbornly believes himself as a holy sword, but if it is true, certainly it won’t break with just throwing it.
Alright, let’s try it.
I grab the cursed sword, open the window and bent myself.
『Uwaaa!? I won’t break, but I never said it’s okay to throw me, you know!?』
One two three! Should I throw it?
Okay, one two….
『B-besides, even if you throw me away, I’ll come back right away! Since I and a suitable person are connected, I can come back in an instant, no matter how far!! 』
You truly are a cursed sword, aren’t you?
How admirable that you could happily say being a holy sword that has such disgusting ability.
I stopped bending myself out of the window and put the Curad Sword while having a spasm.
A sword version of a cursed doll that will return even if thrown away.
『No, it’s a very useful ability for a swordsman you know!? Even if the weapon is taken up, it can be returned to your hand in an instant.』
Is that so. I’m not a swordsman though and I don’t want to be one.
Return to the village now and enjoy life without Magai while finding a suitable woman.
『Haa… whatever. At any rate, you can’t escape from fate.』
Don’t say ominous things, cursed sword. I will destroy you.
Fate my ass. I’ll rewrite it easily.
『And the rest is to use me to do good deeds. Specifically, helping those in need.』
Being talked like that, I scorn unconsciously.
Are you kidding me, it’s settled that I absolutely don’t want to do it. Rather, people around me who should help me, being reserved is putting the cart before the horse.
『If you say that…』
Oh? what? Want a fight?
I might be weak but losing against inorgaーー
The next moment, I was screaming. Holding my head and hit the ground.
Oh, the carpet also using good material and soft… wait, now isn’t the time for that!!
M-my head so hurts that’s I feel like it’s about to break!?
『If you try to do something that goes against my will, you will have a headache.』
「Really, don’t mess with me you bastaaaaaaaaard!!」
I leave myself to the anger and grab the evil tyranny cursed sword, and try to throw it out of the window.
It’s the first time I felt this painful!!
Even though with my ikemen face and feigning innocent I have avoided the blister pain from farm work so far, just what did you do!!
『Wait!? Stop, stop! It’s not that I delighted to torment you! It’s just a safety belt in case you’re pretending not to see or trying to do something bad…!!』
This guy, he really is a cursed sword!!
Which mouth that was claiming to be Holy Sword!?
I never said ‘let’s pretend not to see’!!
『W-well, don’t worry. When it’s come to fighting, you’ll never lose.』
I frown to the cursed sword that says so with confidence.
Why did he declare so?
This might be boasting, but I’m a man that never received combat training, don’t have combat experience, and even ditching farmer work, you know?
To say it frankly, I am confident that I will be beaten by those ruffians.
『That’s not something to boast though…. Hey, didn’t I say it? I’ll manipulate your body. I have accumulated the battle experience of heroes from the past. Even useless person like you, you can move like a strong person considerably.』
Who’s a useless person. It seems you’re completely a cursed sword.
If not doing what it says, you will have a very painful headache, and declaring that it will fight by manipulating the human body….
Well, it might be nice if he does the fight. Even if I’m thrown into a fighting scene by my own power, it’s probably just an unsatisfying goodbye.
But, I see. Heroes of the past.
I don’t really understand, but those guys did something by sacrificing themselves for others. We absolutely won’t get along. When I was thinking about trivial matters, I suddenly realized something.
……Huh? Wait a moment.
Not by my will, but my body manipulated according to cursed sword’s thought and experience.
There is no way moving my body forcibly like that won’t have compensation. There is no free lunch.
……Keyword… yes, the keyword for the incomprehensible thing that I thought….
……Move my body with the experience of the hero?
「Hey, wait a minute. My body and the hero’s body are completely different. If doing those monsters’ movement with my body…….」
Humans… no, living things have different abilities among individuals. Man and woman, generally that man’s physical strength is stronger.
……What would happen if the vigorously fought hero’s movement, into my body that ditching even farm work?
『……It’s okay, it’s okay.』
「It’s not okay at all!!」
He said it flatty, so I yelled.
It definitely will be dangerous, my body! It’ll break!
Damn! It seriously a cursed sword! Can’t be thrown away is the worst!
I was angry like that, but suddenly my sadness came.
J-just what did I do….
Even though I was just trying to live comfortably by catching a rich woman who will spoil me properly….
When I’m in sorrow by the disaster that has fallen upon the excellent me….
「――――――」
Outside the opened window, a woman’s voice was faintly heard.
……Well, let’s close the window and sleep.
